HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE...

Who I'm not dumb enough to post a picture of on the innerwebs!!

A few childhood television memories that stand out are...

My dad drunkenly and gleefully starting the family car and revving it like a fool every year when the command was given for the Indy 500.

And, a little less ashamedly, these...

Swamp Buggy races!!

PIMP.

Do you think...

...the dude in the red shoes scored a date with Red High Heel Chick?

Yeah, me either.

Random Cone Shovel Coolness

This dude builds some of the most sanitary, beautiful motorcycles. Each time he turns one out I fall in love with it. This is one of his older builds that I just love.

Tasty.

Hell on Wheels

Yet ANOTHER SoCal motorcycle event that I'll be missing because of a broken motorcycle. No, it's not a Shovelhead this time.

Shovelheads are neato, Hoss.

This one seems to stalk me. Honestly? I think it just has the right attitude {problem}. Yes, it has mag wheels, so that might be it. But, it's also sporting a bolt-on hardtail which aren't usually the prettiest things in the world. Front wheel on the rear doesn't usually do it for me either. Somethings just can't be explained. Wish/hope the dual discs remain(ed).

I'm pretty sure that's my dad's briefcase.

You should probably give it back.