Would somebody please tell my wife...

...that its completely normal that I have this:

But, I also have a burning desire to get one of these:

and one of these:

and one of these:

I mean, I know guys that have at least this many bikes in their garage.  I don't consider it odd. Each one has it's own purpose, right? You wouldn't make a dump run in a Porsche would you? The above bikes are on my wish list. Please tell my wife that I'm just like you. I suffer from Multiple Motorcycle Disorder. The only cure is another motorcycle.